Brain dead stupidity
Top Tip: If your wife ever tells you not to buy her anything for Christmas, IGNORE THIS ORDER!
Please note: this includes occasions when you have agreed not to buy each other presents.
Please add your handy husband Christmas tips by leaving me a comment 
2 tips – your wife is always right and this includes times when she is technically not quite right. Treat you wife like a princess (in your case a queen) and all in your world will be well. You don’t need these tips as I know you have been living with the joys of these tips for a long time and excel in following them. x Fi (this is my first web comment feel I have joined the virtual world!)